February 2012
is there some way in which i can make my desperate desire to be aubrey plaza/amy poehler a viable job prospect?
NB: i’m not funny
jesus christ went through to the kitchen and one of my scented candles was roaring/boiling?!
black smashed glass everywhere. only thing i had to pour over it was water. KABOOM. fuck. fuckity fuck. somehow nothing else caught fire
heatproof glass candle holders…not so much. ta for your crazy terrorist candles, ikea.
jesus wept my heart is pounding
bachelorette life is terrifying
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i could drink a whole hennessy fifth
some call it a problem
i call it a gift
scottishfrictionscottishfiction replied to your post: i’m either going to grow my hair a little bit more…
Kick it Portman, she’s a stone cold fox, but still looks like a pretty boy. Complex emotions raging within me.
i lack portman’s face, unfortunately. wamp. topknot it is.
i’m either going to grow my hair a little bit more and live in a perma-topknot or get it all hacked off (on the condition that i find a short girl cut that i don’t find totally awkward looking at the sides). hatin’ life. hatin’ hair hassle.
studying is a bust. 12 hour library day tomorrow. time to Tidy The Shag Pad Kitchen #woooo
youwouldnevercallmebaby replied to your photoset: transformation into perma-bare-faced-and-hungover…
oh damn who’s that cute ass boy
dayummm. dunno pal but a wid tap dat
i even have boy eyebrows
grew them out, bitches
my hair actually doesnt look horrendous like this. maybe if i could wear perma-hat. maybe. but i can’t. so i won’t.
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all of my clothes are in a perpetual state of drenched-in-white-russians
ebay wardrobe clearout →
johann urban outfitters dress ending in 15 minutes!
help me afford to survive ta
accidental sleazys, as per usual
art school parties
full of art school cunts
who knew
you’re all…front cover
no content
my head hurts so much i feel like i might throw up
scottishfrictionscottishfiction replied to your post: i’ve decided that since i’m jobless this summer…
I started reading for pleasure again like 4/5 months ago and it’s made me a better person. Join me.
i mean, i sure as shit don’t have time before deadlines but… better person
could probably do with all the help i can get on that front
i’ve decided that since i’m jobless this summer i’m going to try volunteer at the gft and work on my vintage trading stuff and actually read again, and enjoy reading, and find the time for it. reading in the park and things. sounds lovely.
and it’s starting in singapore. mostly just so that i can be not only the only white girl on the mrt, but also the only person not...
fuck bitches, get money
despite all my downfalls,
my life is one perpetual dance party
and nobody can take that away from me
i don’t want to go back for my 5th and last year of university so i think this summer i might just have the most fun ever and go out in some drug fueled blaze of glory in the 2nd week of september
Saatchi Online Interviews: Joe Webb: Collage... →
saatchionlineinterviews:
Where are you from? I hail from the suburbs of Essex, UK. Just down the road from where Grayson Perry is from. I never spotted him wandering around the local shops in his dress though. That would have been awesome. What attracted you to the collage process? I enjoy the…
i really really like joe webb. don’t let me forget that. buy me prints, plz
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Drip-drop, window pane hypnotic
Clip-clop, concrete heels on it
I’m still disillusioned and cool catatonic
Always and a days without smoking that chronic